A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.