A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...