So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...