Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...