If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
A guide to walking tigers
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Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!