Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
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From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
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Mrs. Prussy
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