Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...