IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...