Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Quiet In Church
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled,...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...