Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...