A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...