Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...