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Answering Machine Recording
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii…
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Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
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Best advice possible
Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...