How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!