Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...