Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.