The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...