What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Real advertisements 04
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...