An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...