5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...