What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A:...