Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...