Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...