I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.