Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...