You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...