Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...