Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
My Call
A doctor rushed out of his study room. “Get me my bag!” he shouted....