I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...