Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...