Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...