You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!