Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...