Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...