Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...