Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...