Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
That’s a real bargain
|A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...