Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....