You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...