The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...