The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Look at me!
A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...