Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...