Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...