Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
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Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
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A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...