Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Jewish Dog Does Tricks
A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...