Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...