A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...