More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Dad will never say
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Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!