A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
A young blonde woman is distraught…
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...