Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans
Top 50+ Geek T-Shirt slogans1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...