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Turned Into a Mom When…
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Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
mosquito go to the dentist
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Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
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Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
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Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...