The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...