Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...